It's Up to You, New York

I've been having weird dreams lately.

But not in my wildest dreams could I foresee such a collective stupidity befalling the city, county and state of New York concerning Alex Rodriguez.

Here are three quick reasons to cheer for A-Rod: He's awesome, he's awesome aaaaaaand, he's awesome.

That's the extent to which I'm prepared to analyze him. Suffice it to say, New Yawkuzz should shut their yappuzz and enjoy the game. Booing him every time he makes an out? Get da fuck outta here.